JBrennan327 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyone have any good Vectorworks / drafting jokes? Quote Link to comment
CipesDesign Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 A Viewport and some annotations walked into a bar?? Quote Link to comment
Phil hunt Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I got layered last night at least she had a touch of class ....... Quote Link to comment
JBrennan327 Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 Not bad! Quote Link to comment
Ozzie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Wonder if Jonathon can get a pick up or will Julian buy a car or cripes its Cipes And ... Not prepared to say anything about Phil Hunt Did Benson go to the beach Yeah he saw the shore Quote Link to comment
Benson Shaw Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Did Benson go to the beach Yeah he saw the shore But it took forever because the sand dulled his saw. (owwwch, so baaad) A cell walks into Worksheet's bar & sits next to Sum Tile. Cell to Worksheet: "String me a hemisphere. What do I owe you?" Worksheet to Cell: "=Volume". Worksheet to Sum: What about you? Ready for another Column?" Sum: "Don't drag me down". Bad jokes are the best jokes. Right? (I'm surfing back to read the Macalope now) -B Quote Link to comment
Jonathan Pickup Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 theres always that dialog box with the the Eyedropper: Pickup sets Defaults no, its not me! Quote Link to comment
Ozzie Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Tell you what Jonathon that is funny I laughed so hard The Eyedropper Brought tears to me eyes Quote Link to comment
twk Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 One does not simply.. [img:left]https://techboard.vectorworks.net/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=12641&filename=vwBackup.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment
Vectorworks, Inc Employee PVA - Admin Posted August 17, 2015 Vectorworks, Inc Employee Share Posted August 17, 2015 Donny went to teach Vectorworks yesterday... But the only class he had was None. Quote Link to comment
RickR Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 That joke lacks dimension. Quote Link to comment
Phil hunt Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 had to many drinks the other night and i was three sheet layers to the wind..... Quote Link to comment
Phil hunt Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 anyhow what do you call a magicians dog a labracadabra Quote Link to comment
Guest Wes Gardner Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Is it box wine or card bordeaux ? Quote Link to comment
Benson Shaw Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Where I went on vacation . . . Edited September 6, 2015 by Benson Shaw Quote Link to comment
VincentCuclair Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 You guys Move me to tears..... Quote Link to comment
Markvl Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 LOL. Some good ones here. Great pic Benson. The States have many unusual names for streets and places. Quote Link to comment
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